Armageddon USB Hub

Sometimes, when everything’s going to pot, you’ve just lost that vital document that you spent the whole morning working on, and it’s all got too much, there’s only one thing for it.
You just have to turn the key, flip the switches and press The Red Button! Fortunately you only get a honking noise rather than world destruction, but it’s deeply satisfying.
This decidedly stupid, but nevertheless useful, four port USB hub is the perfect accessory for desktop destruction.